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Cum-Topped Pumpkin Spice Mini-Cupcake

I think this might be the first time I’ve added my semen to a cupcake.  Cum and cupcakes are definitely a great combination.  Mini-cupcakes are perfect for a single load of cum to glaze on top, and with decorative frosting, they can make a beautiful visual when nicely topped with …

Candy Cock Ring

I saw this hard candy cock ring advertised on an adult toy store website, so I thought why not.  I don’t generally wear cock rings, but I was in the mood for some old fashioned upside-down feet up on the wall, masturbation directly into my waiting mouth.  I thought maybe …

Hot Dog Fun

I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

Sweet Potato Chips With A Penis

Since the penis in a cup has turned out to be such a fun awesome success, I’ve started experimenting with a penis on a plate.  The goal is to be able to eat different types of food, served with my penis as part of the presentation of the meal.  Its …

Snap, Crackle, Penis

I was fixing a bowl of cereal for breakfast the other day.  After pouring the cereal into the bowl, somehow my penis accidentally flopped into the bowl as well and landed on top of my Cocoa Krispies!  I’m not quite sure how that happened, but that sort of thing seems …

The Banana Condom

Bananas are a lot of fun to play with, but did you know the peels also have health benefits?  Recent studies have shown there are benefits to applying a banana peel to your skin.  Some of the reported benefits of banana peels include treating psoriasis, warts, bruises, mosquito bites, acne, …

Wafer With Cum On Top

This series of photos is from an online acquaintance known as “Kraeuterbuddha”.  He does excellent cum on food photography.  His photos make your mouth water!  He also has a very fine looking penis!  Don’t you just want to put it in your mouth?  I know I do!  Enjoy.

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