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Strawberry Banana Pee Jello

In my opinion, Jello is one of the best treats to make with urine.  Its an easy substitution that calls for a substantial quantity of fresh pee.  Its easy to make, tastes great, can be enjoyed with endless variations, and is fun to play with.  Anyone who enjoys pee needs …

Breakfast Biscuit Fun

Its been too long since my last post!  I’ve still been cumming and pissing on my food, just haven’t had time to get good photos to share.  I have lots of ideas yet to share that involve lots more fun with cum and piss! This morning I decided to snap …

Hot Dog Fun

I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

Cum On A Hostess Twinkie

Ever since the iconic Twinkie returned to store shelves, I’ve wanted to try eating one with my cum draped across the top.  Well, I finally got my chance. First off I had to have a little fun teasing the Twinkie with my penis.  I like feeling the texture of the …

Snap, Crackle, Penis

I was fixing a bowl of cereal for breakfast the other day.  After pouring the cereal into the bowl, somehow my penis accidentally flopped into the bowl as well and landed on top of my Cocoa Krispies!  I’m not quite sure how that happened, but that sort of thing seems …

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