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Candy Cock Ring

I saw this hard candy cock ring advertised on an adult toy store website, so I thought why not.  I don’t generally wear cock rings, but I was in the mood for some old fashioned upside-down feet up on the wall, masturbation directly into my waiting mouth.  I thought maybe …

Hot Dog Fun

I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

Awesome Artsy Penises

I found this photo on Facebook of all places… I thought I better share it here since it will likely get deleted by Facebook’s Nudity Nazis.  I don’t know where it came from originally, so I can’t provide proper credit.  Its definitely a very clever way to use the penis …

I Love My Penis

This Xmas I’m staying home alone, but I won’t get lonely. I have my penis to keep me company. My penis makes for great company. He doesn’t say much, but his actions speak louder than words. My penis generally stays out-of-the-way, poking his cute little head up now and then …

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