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Hotel Room Penis Fun

I find hotel rooms are excellent places for a little solo fun.  On this occasion, my penis needed to give the room I was staying in a complete, penis-on, inspection.  My penis acted like a third hand as I went around the room putting my penis on everything that I, …

Strawberry Banana Pee Jello

In my opinion, Jello is one of the best treats to make with urine.  Its an easy substitution that calls for a substantial quantity of fresh pee.  Its easy to make, tastes great, can be enjoyed with endless variations, and is fun to play with.  Anyone who enjoys pee needs …

Pissy PBJ

I had a personal request by a reader of this blog to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using my penis, then pee on it, then finally eat it.  Sounded like a reasonable request to me, and one that would be fun too. I used strawberry jelly and a …

Candy Cock Ring

I saw this hard candy cock ring advertised on an adult toy store website, so I thought why not.  I don’t generally wear cock rings, but I was in the mood for some old fashioned upside-down feet up on the wall, masturbation directly into my waiting mouth.  I thought maybe …

The Penisalad

I remember growing up thinking salads were so boring and no fun to eat.  Well, times have changed.  A nice penis can quickly and easily turn an average everyday salad into an erotically delicious meal.  In this case, I wanted to see just how much fun I could have with …

Toffee Almonds Served With A Penis

I love eating snack food from my penis bowl.  It makes snack food so much more interesting to eat.  A while back I was eating these toffee covered almonds and snapped a few photos to add to the jigsaw puzzles collection.  Eating the toffee almonds was of course also fun …

Breakfast Biscuit Fun

Its been too long since my last post!  I’ve still been cumming and pissing on my food, just haven’t had time to get good photos to share.  I have lots of ideas yet to share that involve lots more fun with cum and piss! This morning I decided to snap …

Labor Day Watermelon Fun

When I saw this small watermelon at the store, I was only thinking about how delicious and refreshing it would be to eat on a hot afternoon.  I had no thought of eating it with semen.  However, once I was getting ready to cut into it, all sorts of ideas started …

More Yogurt Fun, with a Surprise!

These images are from a while ago.  I had forgotten that I made a short video of some routine yogurt fun.  When I finally got around to reviewing this I was expecting just another random photo shoot with my penis in yogurt, but the video had a little surprise at the end.  While fast forwarding …

Part 1: Adding Cum to Chocolate Milk in a Wine Glass

After photographing my penis in several different types of glasses,  I was exciting to experiment with the wine glass using different types of drinks.  Since I happened to have chocolate milk handy still from a previous set of photos, I though I would just use that.  I have a lot …

Chex Mix Bold

I look forward to one day hosting a party and serving snacks like this.  If the party consisted of like-minded people, I might have a hard time keeping the bowl full.  It would also be easier to sustain an erection if multiple people are frequently grabbing snacks from the bowl. …

Chocolate Milk and Penis

After sizing up a variety of different glasses with my penis, I needed to perform an actual test that involved drinking from a glass that was poured over my penis inside the glass.  I was really excited to do this. I used to drink milk like this quite often when …

Penis In A Glass

Besides putting my penis in my food, I also enjoy putting my penis in my drinks.  I decided I would do some testing with various drinking glasses to find the ideal glass to put my penis into. For this test, I chose a sampling of several different types of glasses. …

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