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Pee On Food

Cocoa Peebles

No milk?  No problem.  A full bladder works just as nicely. Pee and cereal are a good combination that provide a nice change of pace from traditional milk and cereal, or my favorite, milk and pee and cereal.  I usually prefer a 50/50 ratio of milk and urine, but when …

Pissy PBJ

I had a personal request by a reader of this blog to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using my penis, then pee on it, then finally eat it.  Sounded like a reasonable request to me, and one that would be fun too. I used strawberry jelly and a …

The Penisalad

I remember growing up thinking salads were so boring and no fun to eat.  Well, times have changed.  A nice penis can quickly and easily turn an average everyday salad into an erotically delicious meal.  In this case, I wanted to see just how much fun I could have with …

Pissy Pot Pie

This was a learning experience.  I learned that pot pies are good with piss. Previously, I tried adding my semen to a delicious chicken pot pie.  Of course it tasted good, but the semen was lacking sufficient quantity to really improve the taste of the pot pie.  Additionally, as an …

More Yogurt Fun, with a Surprise!

These images are from a while ago.  I had forgotten that I made a short video of some routine yogurt fun.  When I finally got around to reviewing this I was expecting just another random photo shoot with my penis in yogurt, but the video had a little surprise at the end.  While fast forwarding …

Ravioli Cum Pee

While preparing a plate of ravioli, I had the sudden urge to pee on it.  I tried to pee all over it, but my bladder was not cooperating.  I should have been drinking more water before dinner.  Having added only a few ounces of urine to my dinner, I thought …

Snap, Crackle, Penis

I was fixing a bowl of cereal for breakfast the other day.  After pouring the cereal into the bowl, somehow my penis accidentally flopped into the bowl as well and landed on top of my Cocoa Krispies!  I’m not quite sure how that happened, but that sort of thing seems …

Pee Soaked Salad

I had a request for more pee video posts, so here is one of my best so far. Recently I’ve discovered that I really love eating salads completely soaking in fresh urine.  I’m not talking about just a little sprinkling of pee across the top, but fully soaking the salad …

Pee and Corn Flakes

I’ve had this on my mind to try for a while.  Instead of just adding a squirt or two of urine to a bowl of milk and cereal, I decided to replace the milk entirely with my fresh urine, using no milk at all.  This is good to try in …

Bacon and Eggs and Piss

Here is a video from a female Xtube user who shares my fetish for peeing on food.  This is an excellent video.  After peeing all over her food, she even takes a strip of bacon and rubs it in her dripping crotch.  That must have tasted extra special I’m sure. …

No Milk Mac-n-Cheese

Tonight I decided to make some mac-n-cheese for dinner, but I didn’t have any milk.  No problem!  I’ll just use fresh urine instead.  Only 1/4 cup was needed, but I could have easily added more pee.  It turned out perfect.  Very delicious!  I could taste a hint of cheesy pissy …

Cobb salad covered with piss

I was in the mood, …to pee on some food.  I had a small Cobb salad in the fridge I needed to eat before it expired.  I thought, why not piss on it before I eat it?  Sounds like fun right?  So that is what I did.  I added some …

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