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I find hotel rooms are excellent places for a little solo fun. On this occasion, my penis needed to give the room I was staying in a complete, penis-on, inspection. My penis acted like a third hand as I went around the room putting my penis on everything that I, or someone else, would typically use with their hands.
I checked the door was locked first. Then I grabbed the TV remote and let my penis fumble with the buttons while searching for something of interest to watch. Finding nothing of interest, I went over to the CD player alarm clock combo. Using my penis I pushed the various buttons, but I didn’t bring any CDs to listen to, so I just settled for some local radio.
Moving on, I went over to the phone. I tried to call the front desk for a wake-up call using my penis, but the buttons were too small. Instead I settled for my cell phone alarm. I then ran my penis across the edge of the desk on my way over to the coffee maker.
The hotel provided a nice little coffee maker with a cute little coffee pot. Naturally I had to put my penis inside the coffee pot for a quick peniselfie. I won’t be making coffee, but I’m sure whoever uses the room next will rinse out the pot before they use it… or will they?