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Quick breakfast with cum

Since breakfast is considered the most important meal of the day, I feel it is therefore also important to ejaculate on breakfast as often as possible.  Eating a nice cum-topped breakfast allows you to start your day by experiencing the subtle benefits of eating semen, combined with the benefits of …

fifi – Sex Toys For Men

Fifi sex toys for men feel better than your hand. Unlike fleshlike masturbators or homemade sex toys, their disposable sleeves leave no mess. Meet your new male masturbator. Okay, I saw this product being advertised over my latest video on Xtube.  Being curious, I thought I should check it out, …

Cupcake Cum

Earlier this month I had some cum fun with a mini-cupcake.  This time I tried cumming on a normal size cupcake.  I figured the larger cupcake would need more semen than the mini-cupcake, so I didn’t hold back any cum.  After my initial orgasm edge, I kept going for another …

Making sourdough with vaginal yeast

Wow, I know what you’re thinking… Yum!  Right!?  My thoughts exactly!  A woman blogger shared her experience making sourdough bread using yeast cultivated from her vagina.  In her blog post you’ll find her recipe.  She also discusses the reactions she got when it went viral on Twitter. Be sure to …

Big Big Website Update

Big huge jumbo news!  What started as a simple plan to add custom avatar photo uploads has morphed into a full blown private social cum on food network.  The list of new features is almost too big to list, but I’ll try.  Check out the screen grabs for a quick …

Cummus Dip and Chips

Imagine you are at a pot luck social party.  All of the attendees have brought a dish to share.  As you walk up to the food table, you notice that someone has recently, and clearly, ejaculated onto one of the dishes.  The Spicy Red Pepper Hummus Dip is covered with …

Cum-Topped Pumpkin Spice Mini-Cupcake

I think this might be the first time I’ve added my semen to a cupcake.  Cum and cupcakes are definitely a great combination.  Mini-cupcakes are perfect for a single load of cum to glaze on top, and with decorative frosting, they can make a beautiful visual when nicely topped with …

Cocoa Peebles

No milk?  No problem.  A full bladder works just as nicely. Pee and cereal are a good combination that provide a nice change of pace from traditional milk and cereal, or my favorite, milk and pee and cereal.  I usually prefer a 50/50 ratio of milk and urine, but when …

New pages added: Image Wall, and Cum Chef

I’ve recently added a couple new pages to this blog for your cum loving pleasure.  Check them out. The Cum Chef This page is a central repository where I’ll keep links to pages and blog posts that are of interest to those who enjoy taking cum eating beyond the simple …

Ravioli with Fresh Frothy Cum

I love preparing a meal when part of the recipe calls for masturbating.  This is especially true when I am hungry for a nice cummy dinner, plus its also fun to masturbate while cooking. … add frozen ravioli to the pot of boiling water, then begin masturbating.  Continue to masturbate …

Lou Reads from the CumOnFood.net forum

Some of you may remember the original CumOnFood.net forum.  For those who are not familiar, it was a discussion forum for people to converse with other cum on food enthusiasts.  It allowed people to share their own cum on food photos and stories.  That forum really opened my eyes to …

Banana Nut Odwalla Quickie

The local grocery store had Odwalla bars on sale so I picked up an assortment of them to try.  I’ve already ejaculated on Odwalla bars multiple times, but I just can’t be sure that I’ve cum on top of every single flavor yet, so I figured I’d better buy more …

Cum Sucking Good Smoothie

I really love ejaculating into my smoothies.  I can point my penis down toward the smoothie and have a great orgasm.  The smoothie is such an easy target, there is no need to edge my orgasm.  I can let go and have a totally satisfying orgasm straight into the smoothie. …

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