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2014

The Cum Chef’s Apron

Every good Cum Chef should have a proper apron to cook with.  To make a proper Cum Chef’s Apron,  I cut out a slit in a standard apron just big enough for my penis to slip through.  This is not just a novelty item.  Here are some of the benefits of using …

Oreo Cookies Taste Better With Cum

Oreo cookies and cum go together like butter on toast.  Its a naturally good combination.  Looking back through my blog I was surprised to notice that I had not yet shared a post of cumming on top of Oreo cookies.  I only have the one post where I hide my …

Benefits of Ejaculating

I stumbled across this short video about the benefits of sex.  What struck me was a conclusion from one of the studies mentioned that suggested men have at least 21 ejaculations per month.  That is like every day with weekends off.  Of course they failed to also suggest additional benefits …

Cum and Cookies

Recently I had to do some travelling that required an overnight in a hotel room.  While out at dinner, I was offered some chocolate chip cookies.  I immediately thought to save some to orgasm on top of later.  So I wrapped a couple in a napkin to take with me. …

New photos added to puzzle games.

It has been awhile since I last added any new photos to the games.  Since the last update there have been many new posts available to draw photos from.  I’ve gone through them and hand picked several of the best photos from the blog to add to the jigsaw puzzle and …

Labor Day Watermelon Fun

When I saw this small watermelon at the store, I was only thinking about how delicious and refreshing it would be to eat on a hot afternoon.  I had no thought of eating it with semen.  However, once I was getting ready to cut into it, all sorts of ideas started …

Angus All Beef Ballpark Hot Dog

I was about to eat this hot dog when I thought to myself…”Hold up, I should add one more condiment before its ready to eat.” I had no trouble quickly rubbing off a pleasing ejaculation all over the hot dog.  My cum squirted out in nice sized globs that were …

Microwave Lasagna

I just noticed that I hadn’t posted anything new for the entire month of July, even though I’ve been eating plenty of my cum throughout the month.  I will have to back-date a couple posts to show you all what I’ve been doing.  I have some awesome photos to post from July …

Cummy Cocoa Pebbles

After pouring a bowl full of cocoa pebbles, I noticed that the chocolaty cereal would make an excellent bedding for a nice load of fresh sperm filled semen.  I could not resist, I just *had* to ejaculate on top of this meal.  One quick and pleasing edged orgasm later I …

More Yogurt Fun, with a Surprise!

These images are from a while ago.  I had forgotten that I made a short video of some routine yogurt fun.  When I finally got around to reviewing this I was expecting just another random photo shoot with my penis in yogurt, but the video had a little surprise at the end.  While fast forwarding …

Semen Facial

So this attractive woman writes a blog post about using semen as a facial scrub and it goes viral throughout mainstream media.  You really got to be passionate about semen to make a bold statement like that.  Kudos to her. She may be on to something, but to me it …

Loaded Mashed Potatoes

These images were sent to me by Average Joe, a fan of this site.  He is also an avid cum eater and pee drinker.  In these photos, he enjoyed a delicious serving of mashed potatoes, topped first with chili, then with 5-6 loads of semen.  He had the semen saved …

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