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2013

Penis Cracker Bowl

Having your penis in a bowl is the perfect way to eat finger food.  I can’t wait to serve snacks this way at a party sometime!  Don’t be shy, reach in there and grab some tasty crackers! This is such a deliciously fun way to snack that it makes a soft …

Kit-Kat Cum #1

Any guy can cum all over a Kit-Kat bar, but I wanted to do so with flair.  I wanted to create a cum-slide using the individual pieces of the candy bar.  The Kit-Kar bar naturally breaks up into four long wafer pieces.  I used two pieces to create a platform, …

I'm drooling with anticipation of the fun to cum!

Leftover Christmas Pumpkin Pie Fun

This will be my last pumpkin pie post for awhile, I promise, but seeing the leftover pie from Christmas, I just could not resist having a little fun.  Turns out, this was a lot of fun, as you can see from all the photos.  The only drawback is that I …

Hot Dog Fun

I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

Another Muffin With Cum

I started to eat a blueberry muffin when I had the sudden urge to ejaculate on top of it.  I had a nice pleasurable edging orgasm that yielded a few nice controlled squirts of semen.  The fresh cum added a delicious extra moistness that enhanced the flavor of the muffin. …

Toasted English Muffin with Blueberry Cum

The cum may not actually be blueberry flavored cum, but it does go well with blueberry preserves.  I just love the contrast the cum makes.  It turns a routine breakfast into a fun and visually exciting breakfast!  After edging onto the muffin, I noticed that the jar was a perfect …

Sweet Potato Chips With A Penis

Since the penis in a cup has turned out to be such a fun awesome success, I’ve started experimenting with a penis on a plate.  The goal is to be able to eat different types of food, served with my penis as part of the presentation of the meal.  Its …

Doesn't that look yummy?

Another Semen Smoothie

There is more than one way to add sperm to a fruit smoothie…  Normally I just add my fresh cum on top of the smoothie after I’ve blended it.  The semen can also be used as an ingredient before blending.  I tend to prefer the first method so I can …

Can Eating Bacon Diminish Sperm Quality?

  “Processed meat was associated with lower sperm concentration and morphology,” Oh no, a recent Harvard University study has shown a link between bacon (and other processed meats) and diminished sperm quality.  This is bad news for couples trying to conceive, and for anyone who enjoys eating good quality sperm!  The …

Taco Bell Penis Fun

Thought I’d share the results of some of the test photos I took.  I was looking for some interesting ways to have fun with Taco Bell food and wanted to see how well various foods looked in photos with my penis. First up was a hard shell taco.  Putting my …

Cum On A Hostess Twinkie

Ever since the iconic Twinkie returned to store shelves, I’ve wanted to try eating one with my cum draped across the top.  Well, I finally got my chance. First off I had to have a little fun teasing the Twinkie with my penis.  I like feeling the texture of the …

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