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2012

Donut on a Penis

Putting a doughnut on your penis is something probably every guy has at least thought about doing once in their life.  I went ahead and gave it a try, even though I had nobody to eat it off.  I was just having a little fun with my penis, that is, …

Xmas Cum: Gingersnap Cookie

This is part one of my little Xmas Cum Fest.  I chose the cookie to be first because it didn’t have a wrapper.  I also couldn’t actually wait until Xmas day to cum on and eat the cookie.  Thinking about all the cum I’d be eating on Xmas got me …

Cumming for Xmas

I decided I want to make Xmas this year a cum on food lover’s Xmas extravaganza!  On Xmas eve, I did a little shopping for things to eat after cumming on.  I took a picture of some of the treats that will taste even better with cum on top.  I …

I Love My Penis

This Xmas I’m staying home alone, but I won’t get lonely. I have my penis to keep me company. My penis makes for great company. He doesn’t say much, but his actions speak louder than words. My penis generally stays out-of-the-way, poking his cute little head up now and then …

The Banana Condom

Bananas are a lot of fun to play with, but did you know the peels also have health benefits?  Recent studies have shown there are benefits to applying a banana peel to your skin.  Some of the reported benefits of banana peels include treating psoriasis, warts, bruises, mosquito bites, acne, …

Pee and Corn Flakes

I’ve had this on my mind to try for a while.  Instead of just adding a squirt or two of urine to a bowl of milk and cereal, I decided to replace the milk entirely with my fresh urine, using no milk at all.  This is good to try in …

Cum on Pecan Pie

This was a good sized load of cum that I edged out on a slice of pecan pie.  After cumming on the pie, I realized that I really wasn’t very hungry, but I had to eat the pie anyway while the cum on top was still fresh.  I ate it …

Site Review: SemenTherapy.com

Semen Therapy is swallowing semen from a healthy man, three times a week or more, for the benefits to your body, mind and spirit. This is more than just a website.  There is also a yahoo group associated with this website where users can discuss the topic as well as …

Another stunning vagina

Absolutely perfect!  Love the jewelry and the rose adds a nice classy touch.   So mouthwatering!  Love love love those lips!  If anyone knows where to find this jewelry, please let me know so I can include a link.

V-Urine8

V8 is a great drink, with 2 full servings of veggies in each serving.  It is also a good drink for mixing.  V8   works well when mixing with urine because it is strong enough that you can mix in a substantial amount of pee without much impact on the …

Cumming on Cornbread, Take 1

I never would have guessed that cumming on a piece of cornbread would be so awesome!  I’ve never tried cornbread with semen before.  I had a piece of cornbread left over from dinner, so I figured why not shoot a load on it.  I didn’t have really high expectations.  Cornbread …

Bacon and Eggs and Piss

Here is a video from a female Xtube user who shares my fetish for peeing on food.  This is an excellent video.  After peeing all over her food, she even takes a strip of bacon and rubs it in her dripping crotch.  That must have tasted extra special I’m sure. …

Lovely Vagina

Is there anything in this world more beautiful than the female body?  I can’t think of anything.  This photo is intoxicating.  I just want to lick, suck, taste, and bury my face for hours in those gorgeous lips!  There is no shortage of female porn on the web, but this …

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