• Chocolate Chip Cookie Chips Drooling with Cum

    I love seeing new products at the grocery store that are ideal for topping with fresh cum.  I recently spotted this bag of Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookie Chips while shopping.  I knew immediately I would have to try them with cum all over them. These chips are somewhat small and …

  • The Penisalad

    I remember growing up thinking salads were so boring and no fun to eat.  Well, times have changed.  A nice penis can quickly and easily turn an average everyday salad into an erotically delicious meal.  In this case, I wanted to see just how much fun I could have with …

  • Cum Coated Pineapple Chunks

    Eating pineapple is supposed to improve the taste of semen.  However, semen can also improve the taste of pineapple! There are a variety of snack sized containers of fruit.  One of my favorites to play with is Dole’s Pineapple Tidbits.  In the past, I have used them to make penis …

  • Yogurt Covered Penis – 7 Reasons Why Its So Good!

    There are a many foods that pair well with a throbbing penis.  Foods such as pudding, ice cream, pie, and pasta come to mind.  They are all fun to play with using your penis, but at least for me, the number one most fun is yogurt.  What is it about yogurt …

    I saw a new brand of yogurt at Target, so I thought I had better stick my penis in it before eating it.
  • Hot Dog Fun

    I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

  • The Joy of Cumming On Food

    Shooting a load of hot cum onto something edible is very erotic!  Its exciting and nasty, naughty and thrilling, and beautiful all at once.  Just seeing fresh hot cum squirting onto some food you know will get eaten jolts your libido, but actually planning it out is like extended foreplay! …

  • Eating My Own Cum

    Have you ever thought about eating your cum?  Maybe you already have, or maybe you tried but lost interest after your orgasm.  I’ve been eating my cum for many years, ever since puberty, but it wasn’t always as easy as it is now for me to eat it. At first, …

Hotel Room Penis Fun

I find hotel rooms are excellent places for a little solo fun.  On this occasion, my penis needed to give the room I was staying in a complete, penis-on, inspection.  My penis acted like a third hand as I went around the room putting my penis on everything that I, …

Fruit, Nut & Seed Bar with Extra Seed

I saw these energy bars on sale at the local grocery store.  I was immediately excited by the name and had to check the ingredient list to see if they were made with my favorite seed.  Unfortunately they were not.  No problem though, I can always just add my own …

Rocky Cocky Cummy Road

Any food with the “Rocky Road” designation implies there are lots of goodies in it.  By definition, that typically means chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows.  In my opinion, this definition should be expanded to include semen! I found this Rocky Road marshmallow treat at the local 7-11 store and I had …

Quick Shot: Cum on Lasagna

I masturbated while heating up microwave lasagna.  When it was done, I edged a nice quick load of fresh semen on top.  In the first photo, you can still clearly see the semen leaking out of my penis onto my dinner.  It tasted fantastic!  I love cumming on my food!

Cummy Oats & Peanut Butter

To close out the tri-fecta of cumming on granola bars, I chose the peanut butter flavor.  Visually these bars look similar to …

Cummy Oats & Honey Granola Bars

Fresh semen makes a wonderful topping for crispy granola bars.  The cum adds a little bit of extra creamy moistness to the …

Strawberry Banana Pee Jello

In my opinion, Jello is one of the best treats to make with urine.  Its an easy substitution that calls for a …

“SheKnows” Knows About Semen

Here is another mainstream article extolling the wonderful benefits of consuming semen.  Clearly as more research continues uncovering evidence of the many …

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