• Cupcake Cum

    Earlier this month I had some cum fun with a mini-cupcake.  This time I tried cumming on a normal size cupcake.  I figured the larger cupcake would need more semen than the mini-cupcake, so I didn’t hold back any cum.  After my initial orgasm edge, I kept going for another …

  • Cummus Dip and Chips

    Imagine you are at a pot luck social party.  All of the attendees have brought a dish to share.  As you walk up to the food table, you notice that someone has recently, and clearly, ejaculated onto one of the dishes.  The Spicy Red Pepper Hummus Dip is covered with …

  • Ravioli with Fresh Frothy Cum

    I love preparing a meal when part of the recipe calls for masturbating.  This is especially true when I am hungry for a nice cummy dinner, plus its also fun to masturbate while cooking. … add frozen ravioli to the pot of boiling water, then begin masturbating.  Continue to masturbate …

  • The Joy of Cumming On Food

    Shooting a load of hot cum onto something edible is very erotic!  Its exciting and nasty, naughty and thrilling, and beautiful all at once.  Just seeing fresh hot cum squirting onto some food you know will get eaten jolts your libido, but actually planning it out is like extended foreplay! …

  • Eating My Own Cum

    Have you ever thought about eating your cum?  Maybe you already have, or maybe you tried but lost interest after your orgasm.  I’ve been eating my cum for many years, ever since puberty, but it wasn’t always as easy as it is now for me to eat it. At first, …

All-Natural Flavor Enhancers

Which of these three sources of All Natural flavorings would be your favorite?  Would you choose the Blue & Blackberry flavor?  Or maybe the Tropical O-Mango flavor?  Or, like me, would you prefer the Penis & Cum flavor from the big penis in the middle?  Perhaps some combination of them …

Pee Drinking Goal Reached

Roughly four years ago (wow that seems like a long time ago!) I started on a challenge to drink a full keg of piss.  This month, I have reached that goal!  I drank a full keg of my own piss.  Or course, I was not limited to drinking just my …

Cherry Cum Delight

Cherries are good.  Cherry pastries are better.  Cherry pastries splooged with fresh cum are the best! I literally had an orgasm preparing this delightful treat.  I really wanted to rub my penis all over the cherry topping, then push my erection through the pastry a few times before ejaculating on …

Hotel Room Penis Fun

I find hotel rooms are excellent places for a little solo fun.  On this occasion, my penis needed to give the room …

Rocky Cocky Cummy Road

Any food with the “Rocky Road” designation implies there are lots of goodies in it.  By definition, that typically means chocolate, nuts, …

Quick Shot: Cum on Lasagna

I masturbated while heating up microwave lasagna.  When it was done, I edged a nice quick load of fresh semen on top.  …

Cummy Oats & Peanut Butter

To close out the tri-fecta of cumming on granola bars, I chose the peanut butter flavor.  Visually these bars look similar to …

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