• Cupcake Cum

    Earlier this month I had some cum fun with a mini-cupcake.  This time I tried cumming on a normal size cupcake.  I figured the larger cupcake would need more semen than the mini-cupcake, so I didn’t hold back any cum.  After my initial orgasm edge, I kept going for another …

  • Cummus Dip and Chips

    Imagine you are at a pot luck social party.  All of the attendees have brought a dish to share.  As you walk up to the food table, you notice that someone has recently, and clearly, ejaculated onto one of the dishes.  The Spicy Red Pepper Hummus Dip is covered with …

  • Ravioli with Fresh Frothy Cum

    I love preparing a meal when part of the recipe calls for masturbating.  This is especially true when I am hungry for a nice cummy dinner, plus its also fun to masturbate while cooking. … add frozen ravioli to the pot of boiling water, then begin masturbating.  Continue to masturbate …

  • The Joy of Cumming On Food

    Shooting a load of hot cum onto something edible is very erotic!  Its exciting and nasty, naughty and thrilling, and beautiful all at once.  Just seeing fresh hot cum squirting onto some food you know will get eaten jolts your libido, but actually planning it out is like extended foreplay! …

  • Eating My Own Cum

    Have you ever thought about eating your cum?  Maybe you already have, or maybe you tried but lost interest after your orgasm.  I’ve been eating my cum for many years, ever since puberty, but it wasn’t always as easy as it is now for me to eat it. At first, …

Smoothie with Jizz

This simple orange and banana smoothie, topped with a fresh orgasm of cummy jizz, put me at the halfway point in my goal to eat a full gallon of semen.  Such a tasty milestone! Link to this post!

Mini Cupcake with Blue and Cum Frosting

Mini cupcakes are great because their small size give them several advantages over the larger versions with respect to penis and cum on food fun.  Here is what I believe makes them special. First of all, they are great for photos.  Juxtaposed with a penis, the smaller size of the …

Single Serving Semen Topped Mandarins

Single serving fruit containers are perfect for a nice full load of fresh semen.  I love seeing cum on my food, and with these, my cum flows nicely into the spaces between the fruit bites while some also stays on top.  This give the impression of having more cum since …

Chocolate Twinkie with Extra Cum Filling

Finally we have Chocolate Twinkies!  Brilliant!  They are perfect for playing with a penis.  A nice penis looks great contrasted against the dark Twinkies.  Not only that, but fresh semen looks fantastic on all things chocolate, and Chocolate Twinkies are no exception. Awhile back I ejaculated on top of normal …

Cumiliscious Marble Swirl Cake

I saw a nice thick slice of Marble Swirl cake at a checkout counter and I knew immediately that I would be having an orgasm soon.  This cake was just crying out for a nice drizzle topping of fresh semen.  I’ll let the photos tell the story… but definitely check …

All-Natural Flavor Enhancers

Which of these three sources of All Natural flavorings would be your favorite?  Would you choose the Blue & Blackberry flavor?  Or …

St. Paddy’s Day Cupcake Fun

Here is a nice holiday treat.  A delicious chocolate cupcake decorated for St. Patrick’s Day, and more importantly, topped with two edge …

Pee Drinking Goal Reached

Roughly four years ago (wow that seems like a long time ago!) I started on a challenge to drink a full keg …

Cum Cookie

Not much to say about this other than it tasted every bit as good as it looks! Link to this post!

Cherry Cum Delight

Cherries are good.  Cherry pastries are better.  Cherry pastries splooged with fresh cum are the best! I literally had an orgasm preparing …

Hotel Room Penis Fun

I find hotel rooms are excellent places for a little solo fun.  On this occasion, my penis needed to give the room …

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