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Toasted English Muffin with Blueberry Cum

The cum may not actually be blueberry flavored cum, but it does go well with blueberry preserves.  I just love the contrast the cum makes.  It turns a routine breakfast into a fun and visually exciting breakfast!  After edging onto the muffin, I noticed that the jar was a perfect …

Doesn't that look yummy?

Another Semen Smoothie

There is more than one way to add sperm to a fruit smoothie…  Normally I just add my fresh cum on top of the smoothie after I’ve blended it.  The semen can also be used as an ingredient before blending.  I tend to prefer the first method so I can …

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Cum On A Hostess Twinkie

Ever since the iconic Twinkie returned to store shelves, I’ve wanted to try eating one with my cum draped across the top.  Well, I finally got my chance. First off I had to have a little fun teasing the Twinkie with my penis.  I like feeling the texture of the …

I love how this photo makes my penis look so huge!

Cereal Bar with Orgasm for Breakfast

Having an orgasm with breakfast is always a good way to start the day.  While shopping at the store the other day I spotted these Eating Right brand blueberry cereal bars.  They looked like they would be fun and tasty to eat with cum on top of them, which is …

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Cum Glazed Fig Newton, Part 2

This is the short story of what happened to the second Fig Newton in the two cookie package.  If you missed part one, you can catch up here; Cum Glazed Fig Newton, Part 1. This time around I learned from my experience in Part 1.  I flipped the Fig Newton …

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Oreo Cum Surprise

Oreo cookies are like a magnet for semen.  Whether cumming on top or inside, they are a classic cookie that is even better with fresh cum.  The dark color offers good contrast when cumming on top of the cookie, but I wanted to be a little more creative.  I wanted …

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Quick Muffin Cum

So I was about to eat this rather plain and boring looking blueberry muffin (with hardly any blueberries in it) when I thought, why not spice it up a little by dropping a squirt or two of fresh cum on top?  A little cum makes everything more exciting. You can …

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Cum Glazed Fig Newton, Part 1

The individual sized package of Fig Newtons includes two long fig newton cookies.  This is what happened to the first one in the package…   You can clearly see in the photo where I’m ejaculating that the Fig Newton is very smooth and has a slight convex shape.  The first …

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Big Mac Penis Attack

Remember this jingle?  “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, and a penis on a sesame seed bun.” Time for a little fun with the iconic Big Mac.  I couldn’t resist having a little fun by putting my penis inside the burger.  The warmth of the meat …

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Xmas Cum: Semen Covered Pumpkin Tart

This was the last treat I covered with my man sauce.  This time I let myself go a little over the edge, but I couldn’t help it… it felt so good!  Then it tasted so good too!!! I uploaded video for this one.  I’m getting better at video editing.  I …