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Odwalla Lemon Ginger Cum Bar

A good breakfast starts with an orgasm.  A great breakfast starts with an orgasm that sprays warm cum all over your food.  I had another great breakfast this morning. Odwalla is known for making healthy food and drinks.  I think Odwalla bars could be made even healthier by adding fresh …

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Diced Peaches With A Shot of Cum

The title of this post pretty much says it all.  I just love the single servings containers of fruit.  They are ideal for adding single shots of fresh semen.  If you’ve been following this blog, you might have noticed that I’ve been methodically working my way through all the different …

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The Penisalad

I remember growing up thinking salads were so boring and no fun to eat.  Well, times have changed.  A nice penis can quickly and easily turn an average everyday salad into an erotically delicious meal.  In this case, I wanted to see just how much fun I could have with …

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Strawberry Apple Semen Sauce

Having never tasted strawberry apple sauce before, it only made sense to give it a try… with fresh cum on top!  Of course.  In my opinion though, its not always wise to ejaculate on something the very first time you try it.  What if you don’t like it and don’t …

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Pork & Beans & Lots of Cum

This is a follow-up to my previous post.  Here I’ll show how I enjoyed eating several loads of cum that I thawed out using my cum warmer.  If you haven’t read about my cum warmer yet, check it out here first.  This post picks up where that post left off, with …

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“Extra” Special K Brownies – Divine Fudge

I recently bought a box of Kellogg’s Special K Divine Fudge Brownies.  I suspected, based on the packaging, that they would go well with semen.  Of course the only way to find out is to buy a box and have an orgasm. The box contains 7 brownies, each individually wrapped.  …

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Cum Coated Pineapple Chunks

Eating pineapple is supposed to improve the taste of semen.  However, semen can also improve the taste of pineapple! There are a variety of snack sized containers of fruit.  One of my favorites to play with is Dole’s Pineapple Tidbits.  In the past, I have used them to make penis …

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How to NOT Cum on Food

This is a good example of a cum on food fail!  The intention is great… the nice lady just wants to add a healthy load of cum to her burger.  Sounds great right?  Who wouldn’t?  Well, she totally fails.  She gets some points for handling the cum-milking process herself, but …

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Shooting Semen On A Chicken Pot Pie

This is another example of not easy to see cum on food.  Pot pies are not the best choice for the artistic value of seeing fresh semen on food.  Of course, these photos were just a last second decision to share what I was about to eat.  The quality isn’t …

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Breakfast Biscuit Fun

Its been too long since my last post!  I’ve still been cumming and pissing on my food, just haven’t had time to get good photos to share.  I have lots of ideas yet to share that involve lots more fun with cum and piss! This morning I decided to snap …

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Cum and Cookies

Recently I had to do some travelling that required an overnight in a hotel room.  While out at dinner, I was offered some chocolate chip cookies.  I immediately thought to save some to orgasm on top of later.  So I wrapped a couple in a napkin to take with me. …

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Labor Day Watermelon Fun

When I saw this small watermelon at the store, I was only thinking about how delicious and refreshing it would be to eat on a hot afternoon.  I had no thought of eating it with semen.  However, once I was getting ready to cut into it, all sorts of ideas started …

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Angus All Beef Ballpark Hot Dog

I was about to eat this hot dog when I thought to myself…”Hold up, I should add one more condiment before its ready to eat.” I had no trouble quickly rubbing off a pleasing ejaculation all over the hot dog.  My cum squirted out in nice sized globs that were …

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