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Ravioli Cum Pee

While preparing a plate of ravioli, I had the sudden urge to pee on it.  I tried to pee all over it, but my bladder was not cooperating.  I should have been drinking more water before dinner.  Having added only a few ounces of urine to my dinner, I thought …

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Making A Better Butterfinger

Butterfinger bars are delicious straight out of the package, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t still room for a little all natural improvement.  One way to improve them is to ejaculate a warm load of semen on top.  This not only makes them more fun to eat, but it also …

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Kit-Kat Cum #1

Any guy can cum all over a Kit-Kat bar, but I wanted to do so with flair.  I wanted to create a cum-slide using the individual pieces of the candy bar.  The Kit-Kar bar naturally breaks up into four long wafer pieces.  I used two pieces to create a platform, …

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Another Muffin With Cum

I started to eat a blueberry muffin when I had the sudden urge to ejaculate on top of it.  I had a nice pleasurable edging orgasm that yielded a few nice controlled squirts of semen.  The fresh cum added a delicious extra moistness that enhanced the flavor of the muffin. …

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Toasted English Muffin with Blueberry Cum

The cum may not actually be blueberry flavored cum, but it does go well with blueberry preserves.  I just love the contrast the cum makes.  It turns a routine breakfast into a fun and visually exciting breakfast!  After edging onto the muffin, I noticed that the jar was a perfect …

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Another Semen Smoothie

There is more than one way to add sperm to a fruit smoothie…  Normally I just add my fresh cum on top of the smoothie after I’ve blended it.  The semen can also be used as an ingredient before blending.  I tend to prefer the first method so I can …

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Cum On A Hostess Twinkie

Ever since the iconic Twinkie returned to store shelves, I’ve wanted to try eating one with my cum draped across the top.  Well, I finally got my chance. First off I had to have a little fun teasing the Twinkie with my penis.  I like feeling the texture of the …