• Chocolate Chip Cookie Chips Drooling with Cum

    I love seeing new products at the grocery store that are ideal for topping with fresh cum.  I recently spotted this bag of Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookie Chips while shopping.  I knew immediately I would have to try them with cum all over them. These chips are somewhat small and …

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  • The Penisalad

    I remember growing up thinking salads were so boring and no fun to eat.  Well, times have changed.  A nice penis can quickly and easily turn an average everyday salad into an erotically delicious meal.  In this case, I wanted to see just how much fun I could have with …

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  • Cum Coated Pineapple Chunks

    Eating pineapple is supposed to improve the taste of semen.  However, semen can also improve the taste of pineapple! There are a variety of snack sized containers of fruit.  One of my favorites to play with is Dole’s Pineapple Tidbits.  In the past, I have used them to make penis …

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  • Yogurt Covered Penis – 7 Reasons Why Its So Good!

    There are a many foods that pair well with a throbbing penis.  Foods such as pudding, ice cream, pie, and pasta come to mind.  They are all fun to play with using your penis, but at least for me, the number one most fun is yogurt.  What is it about yogurt …

    I saw a new brand of yogurt at Target, so I thought I had better stick my penis in it before eating it.
  • Hot Dog Fun

    I’ve always wondered just what a package of hot dogs would look like if it came with a penis surprise inside.  Until now, I’ve never seen a package of hot dogs that had a penis inside, and I’ve looked for one, at countless grocery stores.  Finally!  Now I know.   …

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  • The Joy of Cumming On Food

    Shooting a load of hot cum onto something edible is very erotic!  Its exciting and nasty, naughty and thrilling, and beautiful all at once.  Just seeing fresh hot cum squirting onto some food you know will get eaten jolts your libido, but actually planning it out is like extended foreplay! …

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  • Eating My Own Cum

    Have you ever thought about eating your cum?  Maybe you already have, or maybe you tried but lost interest after your orgasm.  I’ve been eating my cum for many years, ever since puberty, but it wasn’t always as easy as it is now for me to eat it. At first, …

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Cummy Oats & Peanut Butter

To close out the tri-fecta of cumming on granola bars, I chose the peanut butter flavor.  Visually these bars look similar to the oats and honey bars except these bars have a noticeable layer of peanut butter spread across the top.  Or course, semen goes well with peanut butter, so …

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New Cocktail Recipe Book for Urine Drinkers

Wow!  Now there is a drink recipe book for making drinks with fresh urine!  Similar to the Semenology book for making drinks with semen, this Urine Drinkers Cocktail Guide is full of drink mixes that call for various amounts of fresh urine.  The 27 page PDF document entitled “The Complete …

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Cummy Oats & Dark Chocolate Granola Bar

Another day, another cum topped granola bar to enjoy.  Previously, I added my cum to an Oats & Honey granola bar.  This time I dropped a fresh load of semen on a dark chocolate granola bar.  I had been edging myself for quite some time when I suddenly felt it …

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Cummy Oats & Honey Granola Bars

Fresh semen makes a wonderful topping for crispy granola bars.  The cum adds a little bit of extra creamy moistness to the dry granola.  The flavor of the granola compliments the flavor of fresh cum in a fantastic mix of natural goodness. Granola bars come in a large variety of …

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How to Eat Your Cum: Mind over Matter

Often I hear and see guys asking for help overcoming their loss of desire to eat their cum after they orgasm.  Having just unloaded a nice tasty load of semen onto their palm with a raging desire to eat all of it, they are now staring down at it with …

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Strawberry Banana Pee Jello

In my opinion, Jello is one of the best treats to make with urine.  Its an easy substitution that calls for a …

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“SheKnows” Knows About Semen

Here is another mainstream article extolling the wonderful benefits of consuming semen.  Clearly as more research continues uncovering evidence of the many …

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More Mainstream Cum Eating

There are not many books about eating semen that are published for a mainstream audience.  “Natural Harvest” and “Semenology” being two of …

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Ten Load Ravioli

Saving up several loads of cum is harder than it sounds when it is so good to eat while fresh in the …

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Chocolate Cum Shot

Here is a fun chocolatey and cummy treat that is both simple to make and fun to drink.  I have been wanting …

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2015 Naughty Fun Awards

Well, another year, and lots of cum!  2015 set a new high cum mark for blog posts.  I will have to do …

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